Hey, thanks for inviting me over to hang out for a bit. You know, when you live in the big city it can be hard to meet people with similar interests. I’m just a man of simple pleasures, as they say. Really, all I need for a nice evening is some good music, a comfortable chair, and perhaps a nice cup of coffee. You know what I’m talking about?

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I have to come clean here. In the ego-less world of the knock knock joke community, we tend to go by our “knocknames” rather than our real names, but I have something important to say and I need to say it as myself, Lawrence von Haelstrom. Here it is: I am Cargo.